Smear your neck in Voltaren, stretch your lower lumbar, and check your health insurance coverage. The next BIG thing in Australian heavy metal, Boner Contention, has finally come with their debut single, Heavy Metal Heaven.
A masterclass in juxtaposition, the track pairs face-melting, world-class musicianship with the glorious, painful reality of being a middle-aged headbanger. Fronted by pro-am snake milker Dave Eastgate (vocals) and real estate mogul Daniel Steffe (lead guitar), Boner Contention operates on one unifying mission statement:
“Boner Contention is a hamstring-pulling, prostate-probing love letter to everything that makes hard music hard.”
Check out Heavy Metal Heaven below.
