Hideous singing dancing death-metal ballsacks WEREWOLVES release their most awful album yet, and their first on Back On Black Records. By now, everyone knows their insane mission of releasing ten death metal albums in ten years. 2025 puts WEREWOLVES at album six, The Ugliest Of All, an increasingly unlistenable barrage of truly hideous music.
Lead idiot Sam comments: “Pity not our unspeakable appearance, for what the world has taken from us in beauty it has given back in caveman riffs. There is not one single slow song on this album, not an iota of mercy, and anyone who thought they detected melody or musicianship on our previous albums will be devastated. I am fatter than ever before, with a face the shade of glazed ham, and the lyrics shall crush all to a level of moronic dribbling incapacitation”.
The release coincides with a music video for I Want To Be Offended, capturing the current climate of performative howling online outrage set to blastbeats.
