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Premiere: DR. COLUSSUS “I’m A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face…”

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Melbourne’s greatest Springfieldian doom band Dr. Colossus return with the release of their second full-length album entitled I’m A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt to be released in full on May 26.


Yes, you read that correctly, and along with the announcement of the new album, the guys will playing a select run of shows in support of it all. This first single off the upcoming album “Pickabar” speaks the story of when Homer forgets to pick Bart up from soccer practice, something we can all relate to, no doubt.


As you may have already picked it, Dr. Colossus is not your average doom band. They are fully committed to writing entire albums with their lyrical themes based directly on Simpsons episodes, and they don’t stop there. Along with big meaty down-tuned riffs, they bring a complete theatrical experience to their live shows with stage props, donning the outfits of the Stonecutters all combined with their outlandish onstage antics; it’s not just a gig but a full-on experience. They’re a band that takes, not taking themselves too seriously, very seriously, and while they approach it all with a little tongue & cheek attitude, sonically, they back what they are doing in a big way.

Tour dates
4th June – Mansfield Tavern – Brisbane
5th June – Sydney – Frankies
11th June – Melbourne – Stay Gold
12th June – Geelong – The Barwon Club

Concert tickets available here from 9 am Thursday, March 18: drcolossustheband.com

Watch the premiere HERE

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